Shower Thoughts

One of my typical internal monolgues...

I don't think I sent that email I said I would send. Or did I?

I know how to solve that! Duh, why didn't I think of that before?

He really is a horse's ass.

What's that noise?

Is there something wrong with this water pressure?

Did I already wash my hair?

I can't believe I ate all of those M&Ms. But they sure were good.

That really was a stupid thing to say. What was I thinking?

Is the front door locked?

I could really do without that 4 o'clock meeting.

I wonder if I'm sick. Or do I always feel this way?

My hair feels dry even though it is wet.

Everyone's phone is bigger than mine. But I like my small phone.

I still smell like chlorine from the pool. The smell of virtue.

I'm really in the mood for crispy Szechuan beef.

This last haircut wasn't good. Too choppy.

Did I forget to pay Rob's Med Supp? I have to check as soon as I get out.

Damn, my towel is way over there.