One of my typical internal monolgues...
I don't think I sent that email I said I would send. Or did I?
I know how to solve that! Duh, why didn't I think of that before?
He really is a horse's ass.
What's that noise?
Is there something wrong with this water pressure?
Did I already wash my hair?
I can't believe I ate all of those M&Ms. But they sure were good.
That really was a stupid thing to say. What was I thinking?
Is the front door locked?
I could really do without that 4 o'clock meeting.
I wonder if I'm sick. Or do I always feel this way?
My hair feels dry even though it is wet.
Everyone's phone is bigger than mine. But I like my small phone.
I still smell like chlorine from the pool. The smell of virtue.
I'm really in the mood for crispy Szechuan beef.
This last haircut wasn't good. Too choppy.
Did I forget to pay Rob's Med Supp? I have to check as soon as I get out.
Damn, my towel is way over there.