Things I Don't Understand (Part 3)
Why my make-up routine involves darkening light things and lightening dark things. It's like some sort of cosmic (or cosmetic) joke.
Why some sitcoms still use laugh tracks. I'll know if it's funny.
Why a fellow bar customer would ask "What are you drinking?" if they have no intention of buying you a drink. That's just being nosy. How Alexa knows you've said "Hey Alexa" if she's not listening all the time. "Hey Alexa, what do you have to say for yourself?
How anyone believes in ghosts. There's a lot more dead people than living people; if there were ghosts, wouldn't we all, at some point in our lives, have seen one?